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22 years of age. mother to a beautiful boy. married. student. fulltime believer and hardcore dreamer.

goodhealthgoodvibes:

Post leg day lunch. Baked salmon, quinoa, steamed broccoli and green beans over a bed of spinach. With a mango, strawberry, and kiwi smoothie.
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goodhealthgoodvibes:

Post leg day lunch. Baked salmon, quinoa, steamed broccoli and green beans over a bed of spinach. With a mango, strawberry, and kiwi smoothie.

Instagram - goodhealthgoodvibes

thisshitfunny:

goofyn:

honoronher:

these fresh af tho

 Wear this to school I dare you 

squad shit

thisshitfunny:

goofyn:

honoronher:

these fresh af tho

Wear this to school I dare you

squad shit

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

nirvana-hell:

fantasies-and-temptations:

dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

hOW????????¿??

What

lucidnirvana:




mellowspirits:

yellowcrayolacrayon:

Sun and Moon. Within a Tree Stump.

oh wow this is my favorite




this is gorgeous

lucidnirvana:

mellowspirits:

yellowcrayolacrayon:

Sun and Moon. Within a Tree Stump.

oh wow this is my favorite

this is gorgeous

witchywonderworks:

Featured Crystal 
Angel Aura Quartz
Angel Aura Quartz is created by bonding clear Quartz crystal with platinum and silver. It is an excellent Aura Cleanser and acts to stimulate and clear all of the Chakras. It helps bring one into the higher realms in meditation, facilitating conscious contact with angels, spirit guides and inner realm teachers. As well as with Angels, accessing the Akashic records, channelling higher knowledge, remembering past lives and gaining insight into one’s spiritual mission in this lifetime. It be can used to provide alignment of the physical body to the etheric body, and to align the subtle bodies. It assists in the alignment between the spiritual self and the psychic and astral planes. It is used to invoke visions, and vision quests.

witchywonderworks:

Featured Crystal 

Angel Aura Quartz

Angel Aura Quartz is created by bonding clear Quartz crystal with platinum and silver. It is an excellent Aura Cleanser and acts to stimulate and clear all of the Chakras. It helps bring one into the higher realms in meditation, facilitating conscious contact with angels, spirit guides and inner realm teachers. As well as with Angels, accessing the Akashic records, channelling higher knowledge, remembering past lives and gaining insight into one’s spiritual mission in this lifetime. It be can used to provide alignment of the physical body to the etheric body, and to align the subtle bodies. It assists in the alignment between the spiritual self and the psychic and astral planes. It is used to invoke visions, and vision quests.

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

ladymalchav:

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

fangrrrling:

Because fat jokes are as awesome as rapey vampire jokes.

it’s not a fat joke he’s an actual elephant you idiot

Ganesha:

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from the show:

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srsly, one of the best sight gags they’ve ever done

even if you know nothing about Hinduism, how do you not remember this?